Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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