What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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