1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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E= McVagina

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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I never asked for this.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Charlotte Bobcats

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Anti Joke

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