- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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