A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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