- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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