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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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You are Nerochan right?

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The Holocaust.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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