a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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What time is it? 20:45.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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