What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Anti Joke

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