Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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womens rights

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Penisland

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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