A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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womens rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Penisland

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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