Psychics.

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

Shut the cork up!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

ME NAME IS JEFF

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

a man is running away

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