Chicken

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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