why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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