- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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