If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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mc hammers income.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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