What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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