- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Cleveland winning something

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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