John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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Nickelback

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Jesus was a good guy

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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