Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Yes!

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Anti Joke

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