what is the world worst joke? this one

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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the WNBA

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4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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