What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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Jews

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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BOTTOM!!!

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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