- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

poo

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

your going to die

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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