- Anti Joke

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Spotto

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

rape that shit

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.