Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Scott Gomez

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Justin's hair

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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