A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

I just can't stand sitting down!

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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