- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

say cheese

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

your mum

a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Knock knock Who's there Police

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Lets go Yankees

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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