- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

#Hanging Degus

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

who is mark

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

John Stamos.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Lol! Why you wanna know?

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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