what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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