Obama

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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whats 2+2? math.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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