- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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