- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I killed someone today. :D

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

AIDS

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

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