What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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Your mom is fat

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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An atheist walks into a church

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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TWIX PAUSE!

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