What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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