how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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men's rights.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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giddy goat

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Anti Joke

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