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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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