What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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