- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

What'sucks and white Jackson

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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