An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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TIMMAH!

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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