Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Patriarchy.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What's the difference between a duck

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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