What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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yes... that's the joke

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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