What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why did the book disappear?

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What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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