Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

Why did i write this? I was bored

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

what did the shark do when he died.....

Well educated black man.

Iggy Azalea

A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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