- Anti Joke

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Women.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.