Your time.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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