Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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knock knock who's there aids

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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