If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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We are lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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