- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

have you seen the movie, Constipated? Never mind, it hasn't come out yet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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