whats a dick a dick

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

poop

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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