why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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We are lawyers

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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