The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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This is not an anti joke.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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Dogs in my home.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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Anti Joke

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