Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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your mum

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Anti Joke

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