- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

Yo mamas so fat.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Women.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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