Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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