- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Homosexuals are gay.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Your mom.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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