A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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