Take off your shoes.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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Women's rights.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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