- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision