- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

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