what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Patriarchy.

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