How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Your mama's so fat.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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