Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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