So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

i like turtals and kids

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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