Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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