- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a duck

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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