There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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