Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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