Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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