- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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