- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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