OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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