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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

This is a joke setup.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

knock knock how there me ok come in

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.