Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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