- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Take off your shoes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

Cleveland winning something

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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