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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Knock knock Come in

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

Dylan is a person

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

No, Trinidad.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

a man walked into a bar ouch

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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