whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Jersey Shore

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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lol a man is drowning

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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