Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

An Asian fails their maths exam.

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

Black People

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

why was the little girl crying? because she was molested

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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