What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! *opens door* Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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