What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Women's rights

whos the bitch now!?! you are.

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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