- Anti Joke

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Butt Sex.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

a man walked into a bar ouch

Your mums a penis joke.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.