How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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