What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Women.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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