- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

She said no

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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