- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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