What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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I have aids

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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