A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

hey

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

poop

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Your mom is so fat...

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

A homosexual walks into a church

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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