Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Matt is not funny.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A white person at Harvard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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