What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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your mother hates you

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Nickelback

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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BenWuzHear

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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