your mum

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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