What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

My pet rock died.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Netflix and chill

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

once upon a time there was a boy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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