- Anti Joke

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.