What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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