What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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Chicken penis.

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hi corey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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