Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

I share two rooms with my mother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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