- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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