- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

There is no joke here, stop reading.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Whats better than 24? 25.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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