Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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