squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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