Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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you lose.

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NASCAR

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Anti Joke

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