- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Knock knock. Come in.

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