- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock, Knock Come in

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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