BenWuzHear

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Nickelback

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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your mother hates you

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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