- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Potassium? K.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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